‘Father of Potty Parity’ calls 5,000 johns ‘inadequate’ - wtop.com
‘Father of Potty Parity’ calls 5,000 johns ‘inadequate’
Um, lessee. I’ve seen predictions of five million people in attendance. That’s 1000 people per potty. For the sake of argument, lets say everybody is there for a bit more than eight hours - call it five hundred minutes, total. That gives everybody a…hmmm…30 second “shot.”
I predict an unusually large number of drenched (and otherwise stained) liberal drawers. And I don’t think making these outhouses unisex is going to help much.


Given LLLs’ love of bodily wastes, a shortage of outhouses should be seen as a feature, not a bug.