HMM: “As excited as Europeans were to see Democratic senator Barack Obama elected president in the U.S., there turned out to be an unexpected cloud around that silver lining. Namely, it’s that blacks, and minorities in general, have made far less social progress in Europe than in the United States.”
Yeah. Now maybe we can put a stick in the eye of snooty Euros who are fond of pointing out that they abolished slavery before we did. Of course, they never moved much beyond Jim Crow after that….


Bah. Nuke the bastards. Nukes are bad, and the US is bad because we have nukes. Therefore we should get rid of the nukes so we won’t be bad.
Or, we could just get rid of all those who think nukes are bad.
Oh, wait a minute. Your plan has that covered, too.
Good job!