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Obama Isn’t Funny? The Onion Begs to Differ
November 25th 2008 Obama, Weirdness

International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising

Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Obama Warns He May Cease To Exist Unless America Believes In Him

Portrayal Of Obama As Elitist Hailed As Step Forward For African Americans

Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

And many more…

Any comedians still looking for “takes” on Obama, there’s plenty there. Hop to it!

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-martinra







Comments on this post:

  • genes
    November 25th, 2008 | #1

    Ahh, but the Onion can find humor in Total Nuclear War.

  • SteveF
    November 25th, 2008 | #2

    Total Nuclear War is funny because it removes the outermost layer of the planet, like peeling an onion.

  • Old Grouch
    November 26th, 2008 | #3

    And then there’s Iowahawk:

    Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post

  • martinra
    November 26th, 2008 | #4

    “Oh, for crissakes. Are you kidding me? Are you friggin’ kidding me?” asked Obama. “Of course I betrayed those goddamned idiots. Have any of you actually spent five minutes with them? I have, unfortunately. Nothing personal, but I wouldn’t trust these internet windowlickers with a plastic spork from Taco Bell, let alone a freaking $3 trillion dollar budget global superpower. Look, I may be naive, but I’m not stupid. And if Kose or Koz or whatever the fuck his name is thinks for one second I give a rat’s ass about who he wants in charge of the Treasury Department, he’s even stupider than he looks.”

    “Look, I’m sorry I kinda snapped there, and pardon my French,” added Obama. “But I just spent the last two years surrounded by these starstruck moonbat retards, and I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna spend the next four with them parked in the next cubicle over.”

    Priceless.

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