Our next Obama nominee first gained famenotoriety as Assistant Attorney General during the Clinton Administration, for preventing interagency collusionimpeding investigation of unlawful Chinese fundraising. But this nominee’s qualifications for this Cabinet seat are truly unique. There’s only one person in the USA who has personal experience ofbeen culpable in not just one, but two trillion dollar disasters, we bring you, the next Attorney GeneralMistress of Disaster, Jamie Gorelick!
We can guarantee the voters that she knows more about political sleaze than any other candidate, intimate knowledge with which she will prosecuteprotect those guilty of corrupting our American electoral system.


Isn’t her name Obamalick now?
Wow, talking about the fox guarding the hen house…