Obama’s “Got A Problem” If He Tries to Take Biden’s Guns « FOX Embeds « FOXNews.com
“I guarantee you, Barack Obama ain’t taking my shotguns, so don’t buy that malarkey,” Biden said angrily. “They’re going to start peddling that to you.”
“I got two, if he tries to fool with my Beretta, he’s got a problem.”
He may not try to take it, Joe, but he’ll charge you ten thousand dollars for a license for it, make you store it in pieces in two separate safes, not allow you to take it in your car anywhere, make you pass a 100-hour “safety” course in order to get your license, and tell you you can only own one at a time, and only buy one every five years: from a government-approved gun shop, all in the name of “reasonable” regulation.
As for every other form of firearm other than shotguns - ie (assault - all of them are assault) rifles, pistols, and pellet guns, yeah. Those he’s taking.
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Of course Bambam wouldn’t confiscate Honest Joe’s guns. Joe is one of the elite.
Isn’t Ol’ Joe one of Sarah Brady’s best buds? Hasn’t he voted for every gun ban introduced? Hasn’t he sponsored most of them?
Of course. See, none of them have actually tried to confiscate shotguns, so Joe isn’t bothered. And as long as Joe isn’t bothered, what’s the problem, you bitter, gun-clinging slope-brow?
The working phrase is, as always,
“Ye maun try.”
III
Why do you write lies and bullshit, is it because you are an asshole?
Hi, Dallas,
You can’t imagine the pleasure I get from watching the skulls of lefty fuckwits like you explode in public.
Bark for me, moonbat, bark!
Sincerely,
The Management
Why can’t you write a simple english sentence? Is it because you are a dolt?
Wow, looks like Obama’s astroturfers aren’t even going to try to be rational anymore. Why, not even a half-hearted attempt to convince us he’s a “concerned Christian, lifelong Republican voter, and proud gun owner,” just straight to beating his head against the bricks and pissing his Underoos.
You guys are definitely slipping, Dallas. Must be the derangement is advancing to the stage of finally incapacitating you for good and all. Can’t you at least pretend to be a soldier or something, like so many on your side usually do?
Dumbshit. What little challenge there ever was to ripping you to pieces vanishes if you won’t even squirm around a little bit while we do it. Hell, if you’re determined to come in here and set yourself up for us to blow your squirrel-sized nuts off with a rhetorical shotgun, at least you could be sporting enough to swing ‘em.
Mike -
That was presuming that he had even squirrel-sized nuts…
Fixed it for ya.
Hey, this is a shotgun too! Wonder if Biden would let me have one?
Well, that certainly looks like a shotgun fit for militia use. It’s a damned shame that judge back in the 30s didn’t have something like that to demonstrate that sawed off shotguns qualified as military weapons. We might have been spared eighty years of infringements on the Second Amendment.
Bark for me, moonbat, bark!
Bill, you have such a way with words. I’ll be chuckling all night over that bit o’ snark.
Dallas:
Might as well pack it in, Bill. No way you can buck logic like that!