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Why Choose the Lesser Evil?
May 3rd 2008 Election08, General, Hillary

Let’s try a little head-to-head between two contenders for the 2008 American Presidency.

Cthulhu
Cthulhu

  • A horror from the forgotten past
  • Unspeakably Evil
  • Bulgy eyes and tentacles
  • Wants to take over the world
  • Drives you insane
  • Will eat you

Hillary Clinton
Hillary

  • A horror from the forgotten past
  • Unspeakably Evil
  • Bulgy eyes and dorky hair
  • Wants to take over the world
  • Talks incessantly about coming under fire, the need for socialized health care, missing billing records, and and and…
  • Has not publicly announced plans to eat you

Let’s face it. Except for the tentacles and the open declaration of intending to eat you, there is no difference.

Cthulhu for President

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  • Evil Otto
    May 3rd, 2008 | #1

    Except for the tentacles and the open declaration of intending to eat you, there is no difference.

    Not true at all. Cthulhu’s policies would prove less destructive than Hillary’s socialism.

    This particular election, Cthulhu is the lesser evil.

  • genes
    May 3rd, 2008 | #2

    Why does the campaign poster remind me of Nixon? BTW Cthulhu is the better looking candidate.

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