Morons Jump to Head of Line
March 28th 2008 Journalism

Top of the Ticket : Los Angeles Times : It’s solved! Democratic race prediction: Neither Hillary Clinton nor Barack Obama will win

They’ll pick one of their own superdelegates, Al Gore, Mr. Party Elder, Mr. Nobel Prize, Mr. I-Got-Screwed-Out-of-Victory-Last-Time and Mr. Trust-Me-the-Globe-Really-Is-Round-and-Warming and I’m finally gonna get a chance to do something about it from the White House. The Draft Gore folks will be ecstatic and the Democratic blogosphere is already excited.

To keep the Obama zealots in the tent, Gore in turn will pick Barack Obama as his vice presidential running mate with the silent understanding that Big Al will ….

bow out after one term and the then-51-year-old, totally experienced Illinois guy can inherit the wind, while Al gets back to his lectures and slide shows for even larger fees as an ex-president.

Hey, it’s not any stranger than all the other things that are happening this cycle. And it saves Gore all the expense, travel, fatigue, fundraising, phony handshakes and hassle of actually competing in primaries. Let’s hear your scenarios below.

Sure, Gore had his own Bosnia sniper moments by inventing the Internet and everything else Ben Franklin didn’t patent. But Hillary Clinton can go back to the Senate’s sniping and shove Harry Reid out of the way as majority leader.

Until all that happens — remember, you read it here first…

I’m still vacationing, but I couldn’t let this one pass.

No, Malcom and Silva, you pair o’morons, we didn’t read that in your rag first. John Zogby floated the notion on Hannity eight days ago, which was when we reported on it here.

Don’t read the stale fishwraps for stale news and prognostication. Or, in this case, the beginning of a well orchestrated campaign to make the above-mentioned “prediction” happen.

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