Shannon Fezer is a beauty pageant contestant with several titles. She is also Staff Sergeant Shannon Fezer, a flight medic with the United States Army serving in Iraq.
Chuck Simmins points out a pleasing trend that should drive a lot of burkha-bearing barbarians absolutely nuts with rage - or horniness.


I’m told that being a contestant is hard word, or at least the prep is. If this creates a subset of American womanhood used to hard work, then the military would be a logical place for them.
BTW, it’s Simmins. Grandpa changed it to escape bill collectors. He wasn’t the sharpest tool, having also committed bigamy twice.
Some people just will not learn from their mistakes.
So does that make it Trigamy, or was it two sets of two wives.
Ah, but he got his just deserts. Four mothers-in-law.