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May 20th 2007 Immigration

Capitulation, from A—— to Z :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Mark Steyn

Are you a fine upstanding member of the Undocumented-American community? That’s to say, are you (if you’ll forgive the expression) an illegal immigrant?

Great news! Being illegal is now perfectly legal! Just for being one of the circa 12 million people who shouldn’t be here, you can now be here indefinitely! If you were living and working in America illegally before Jan. 1, 2007, you’re now entitled to one of the new Z-1 “probationary” visas. And your parents and spouses are entitled to one of the new Z-2 visas, and your children to the new Z-3 visas.

So, read it, already.

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-Bill Quick







Comments on this post:

  • Digger
    May 21st, 2007 | #1

    Hey Bill I found this entry so humorous and hilarious I posted about it.

  • Bashir Gemayel
    May 21st, 2007 | #2

    For anyone in the market for an illegal immigrant, try dialing 1-800-ACOYOTE….

  • Bill Quick
    May 21st, 2007 | #3

    Heh. Ads. The gift that keeps on giving.

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