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April 29th 2007 Dumbasses

Fiery Crash Melts Calif. Bridge Interchange - washingtonpost.com

OAKLAND, Calif., April 29 — A heavily traveled section of freeway that funnels traffic off the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge collapsed early Sunday after a gasoline tanker truck overturned and erupted into flames, authorities said.

Flames shot 200 feet in the air and the heat was intense enough to melt part of the freeway and cause the collapse, but the truck’s driver walked away from the scene with second-degree burns. No other injuries were reported.

I’m glad this never happened, because it could not have happened. It is, in fact, impossible for it to happen. I have it on the best authority. Some obese, unfunny, dumbass comedian assured us all that, as she and everybody else knows, it is impossible for fire to melt steel.


Chuck Simmins has more.

If it actually did happen, my guess is that GWB personally set the explosives. Or had Condi do it. After all, she’s familiar with the area.

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